Showing posts with label cultivate your creative baking skills. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cultivate your creative baking skills. Show all posts

March 18, 2011

mr.cake boss....

dear buddy valastro...
 this is a very poor photo of you on my television.
i do not watch you.   nothing personal.  i just don.t watch t.v. 
(except "modern family" which i think is hysterically funny)
my 11 yr. old daughter thinks you are the bomb 
and can recount each episode in carlo's bake shop 
with distinct detailed precision, right down to the last fondant pansy.
but it is my two oldest boys who have become rather obsessed with your show.
no...this is not a crime scene.
this is my kitchen!!!
this is what happens when two hungry teenage boys 
watch a show about your bakery...they get creative!
and messy!
they break out the chef hats.
and sisters become recipe tasters.
all sorts of ingredients that don.t normally hang out together...
get piled high onto spongy sweet beds.
the victorious winners are carefully chosen...
...by a process of (calorie laden) elimination.
and my kitchen and my baking supplies
are left shaking their heads and wondering what in the sweet 
"gardner cake boss"
world just happened.


{i am glad i have someone else to blame 
for those three pounds i gained last week mr. valastro}


cultivate your creative baking skills with someone you love today!